Not many people know that when Einstein was developing his special theory of relativity, he used to imagine a penguin riding on a beam of light. I re-applied this forgotten, pre-flat Earth science and was able to plot our worldline complete with past and future light cones. What we see is that Bitcoin rides a light-like path right on the cone. It means Bitcoin does not understand the difference between past, present and future. For Bitcoin everything happens at once. We will intercept the time-like Bitcoin signal in due course, of course for Bitcoin it has-already-will-happening-right-now.