Bitcoin Bearish Breakdown: Rugpull.exe

2023年6月8日

Oh boy, here comes the "huge bear flag" on the daily/weekly charts, signaling the perfect time for all the bears out there to short Bitcoin and make a killing! Because, you know, Bitcoin is clearly the weakest asset in the world. I mean, who needs Bitcoin when we have gold shining so bright and stock market indexes skyrocketing? It's hilarious how gold almost hits an all-time high while Bitcoin just sits there at a measly 26k. Clearly, the big players are just itching to buy cheap Bitcoin and couldn't care less about pushing the price up.

Yesterday's "big dump" followed by a "pump" was just a cute little retest and gap-filling exercise, nothing to worry about. And of course, we can't forget about altcoins breaking all those key market structures, ready to plummet even further. Such an uplifting sight!

So, get your notifications ready because I'm about to publish some groundbreaking analyses that will blow your mind! Because, you know, Bitcoin was heavily rejected at the mighty resistance of 31k. It's like a secret gateway to the "true bull market" - if the bulls can break it, we'll be swimming in rainbows and unicorns!

But hey, don't get too excited. I'm expecting a mind-blowing drop to 15k or maybe even 10k, because Fibonacci said so! Oh, and let's not forget about the major ABC correction that needs to happen. We just can't move forward without that, right?

Now, please, make sure you're safe on your trusted exchange because apparently, exchanges are about to have some major problems. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, keep only a tiny portion of your money on exchanges and use leverage on the futures market for some free money! You'll just transfer all the risks to the exchange and be as happy as can be. But if you're not into that, go ahead and lock up your precious coins in a hardware wallet or a hot wallet. Because, you know, holding any coins right now is like holding a ticking time bomb. According to my calculations, 95% of them are going to crash hard!

Oh, and I almost forgot my little tip for you: keep an eye on Litecoin, the shining star that might just pump during this bear market. Why? Because it has a halving event coming up in less than two months. Can't argue with those fundamentals, right?

Alright, folks, that's all for now. Remember to hit "Like" and "Follow" for more of my brilliant insights! Because who needs boring stop-loss, entry points, or profit targets? We're here for the excitement, not for actual trade setups!