BIDEN SAYS "C'MON, MAN! BITCORN AIN'T A ONE HORSE PONY!"

The senile kid-sniffer takes over TODAY and promised 3Trillion in Treasury-Bond funded government spending IMMEDIATELY! Look, Fat, you ain't black if you don't dump that funny money on the Cryptid market, kiddo. The big banks can inflate their stocks with bond profits after being given Fed money created outta thin air, you dog-face pony soldier! You might as well get a pork pie while the cow is free. CCP? C'mon, man, you mean Cornpop? He was a bad dude.