Hello retail traders! I'm sure you are checking the statistics on all of the concepts that people are presenting to you! You are surely not trading rsi divergences or macd strategies with all of your money without validating them statistically!
I have a prediction for you today that the market is turning leprhechaunish.
You'll notice that there is a leprechaun divergence in the relative ticklish indicator, which is based on arbitrary number of sessions based on how the original author felt at the time. We know, for sure, that we should trust that this is all sound because some guy said so 100 years ago, and people on youtube that probably don't trade real money say so.
You'll also note that the bigmac no longer looks like it does in the ad so lets assume that this is an ominous signal.
But no matter, it's the confluence of garbage signals that really matters, as long as you keep making money, we're all good right? And I'm sure you're making at least as much as I am trading these markets! We're all making money! And don't forget to like and subscribe so that at least my youtube channel ad kickbacks can fund my losses and fuel my sense of superiority.
I know you already spent a thousand dollars to follow me as a trader that won't show my PnL or give read access to my broker account - I'd rather reap the money from your subscriptions than admit that I am actually not a profitable trader. I have the voice of authority, so just trust me here, and keep paying and watching. I'm a good guy - I'll say "sorry I was wrong" on youtube, but I won't change anything in my strategy because you're trading a course that I made with like 100 hours of trading experience at 22 years of age.
I'm driving the ferrari that you bought me with the 55MM in subscription fees I made, while I trade a paper account live every day for you, hoping I get lucky and can post a winning video to loop in the next guy.
Meanwhile it makes me so anxious, I can't have sex with my wife, and I sit in bed watching other traders so I have something to repeat that they say so that hopefully you feel like you're at least getting something.
Thank god for Depends adult diapers! It's time to long Kimberly Clark, the manufacturer, as I have all of the money now but the diarrhoea will not stop!